Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
NEW FEMALE THOR
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
rin takes “i’ll show you a sight you’ve never seen before” to another level
so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem
i am crYING
this is gold
Barbie likes fuckin’ wit da dark forces.
Myers Briggs By Superpowers
INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ENFJ: Empathic powers
AND I THOUGHT THIS STORY COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER…